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-Steven Morrissey -Harrison Ford -Adrien Brody -Gerard Butler -Steve Buscemi -Crispin Glover -Zach Galifianakis

I bought some parsley and found a ladybug in it! :)

-Charlie Day -Rupert Grint -Aziz Ansari -Rainn Wilson -Ricky Gervais -Shia LaBeouf -Josh Peck -Alan Rickman

They really shouldn't let people as clumsy as me do things like this.

If you haven't already, go see Coraline in 3D. I saw it last night with Michelle and her mom. It was extremely clever and the animation was great. Afterwards, we went to Dunkin Donuts and I got a powdered sugar donut with a large side order of attitude from the cashier. Then we went to Ihop where we got real service and warm, delicious, non-stale, non-bitchy food. In concusion, Ihop > Dunkin Donuts and I'm going to purchase Coraline when it comes out on DVD :)

There’s a flying spider type insect occupying my bathroom. It should be killed for trespassing and scaring the bejesus out of me.